Giggles

i like pizza more

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

dr-cannibalism:

societyhatesme:

i think parts of my childhood just crumbed away

Interesting theory.

relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
 typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5

alyssadarlingdearest:

Aawwww

that-creepy-white-van:

I love you so much

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa….
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

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